by The Dead Milkmen on album Pretty Music For Pretty People

The Fiddleback spider spins its fine web In the shade of the hemlock plant There's a little brown bottle up on the shelf And busy hands can't help themselves Poison makes the world go round Poison ma

by The Dead Milkmen on album Big Words Make the Baby Jesus

Somewhere over Antarctica There's a bright shining sun Casting shadows over the already dark Waiting for man's time to be done I can't tell the others My secrets and my plans What we saw was like no

by The Dead Milkmen on album Bucky Fellini

Out in the woods, up to no good I wanna make friends with the badger The woodchuck likes me, we smoke PCP I wanna make friends with the badger I mean it, I wanna make friends with the badger For real

by The Dead Milkmen on album Not Richard, But Dick

Saint Teresa the Sacred parted us in 1783 Her body was found incorrupt with no sign of decay Saint Frances Xavier got dug up in 1975 All the priests were really relieved when he looked like he was

by The Dead Milkmen on album The King in Yellow

Who will sponsor my green revolution? Will you buy the rights to my class war? Purchase the t-shirts and the audio version of the book They took your anger and polished up Then they sold it back t

by The Dead Milkmen on album The King in Yellow

I just don't get Norah Jones The other day I was on my way home And on the radio in my car I heard her interviewed on NPR Even though I hate to admit it I hear her music and I just don't get it

by The Dead Milkmen on album Beelzebubba

You know what, Stuart? I like you You're not like the other people Here, in the trailer park Oh, don't go get me wrong They're fine people They're good Americans But they're content to sit ba

by The Dead Milkmen on album The King in Yellow

I got my eye on some young guy Computer salesman at Best Buy You might think I'm crazy, you might think I'm high I'm turning into some kind of spy He's not a rocker he's not a mod He does not w

by The Dead Milkmen on album The King in Yellow

The trouble all started when he grabbed the gun from the rack A visit to the ol' workplace will show everyone he's back He thanks his lucky stars; the ol' boss is still around Tonight he'll be a ly

by The Dead Milkmen on album Metaphysical Graffiti

Let's get out there Ya, that was me One, two, one, two, three, four What am I gonna do When I get close to you? Wanna hold you next to me But you bring me misery I hate you, but I love you

by The Dead Milkmen on album Bucky Fellini

A young Watusi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think, "What can this mean?" A goat goes to school and makes us look like fools And I think, "What can this mean?" They call me the walrus! They call me the

by The Dead Milkmen on album The King in Yellow

Four letter words can have two meanings Love, bleep and bleep to name a few Sometimes it's something that you're feeling Other times, it's something that you do Sometimes life is like a puzzle

by The Dead Milkmen on album Soul Rotation

At the moment The world stops spinning The sky turns grey At the moment The animals will talk We will disappear At the moment When all is one at the moment You made up your mind Buildings

by The Dead Milkmen on album Beelzebubba

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach You know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers I wanna drink ble

by The Dead Milkmen on album Soul Rotation

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on my lawn You poked your head out of a door And said, "Hurry up get on." I've never seen the sight before The world became a shrinking ball I

by The Dead Milkmen on album The King in Yellow

She was crowned “Miss Industrial Solvents” Of Bulter County PA She didn't just wave from a float No! She had something to say At a ribbon cutting Or in line at the Dairy Queen She took her t

by The Dead Milkmen on album Metaphysical Graffiti

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen And welcome to P.J.'s Astrological Love Lounge We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics My name is Lester Shy and these fine gentlemen all around me Well, they're th

by The Dead Milkmen on album Eat Your Paisley

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Well, just relax, you'll feel fine Light up a smoke (Do, do, do, do, do) 'Cause life is no joke (Do, do, do, do, do) Sh

by The Dead Milkmen on album Soul Rotation

Would I be amused Would you be impressed Knowing that I had the power To put a hole into your chest? When the kids are crying After the welfare check's been spent Would I rob a licquor store To

by The Dead Milkmen on album Miscellaneous

We can stand naked on the corner of Main Street, baby, and Let everybody slow down and take a look You can drive your Cadillac to the library, baby, and maybe read the Last ten pages of an Agatha Chri